Manliness increased by 2
Dad Humor increased by 5
Sneeze Volume increased by 7 decibels
Ability to Relate to Kids decreased by 1
Need to Buy Lottery Tickets increased by 2
New joke unlocked: “Hi Bored, I’m dad!”
New ability available for purchase: Power Sneeze
WHO IS HE?! DETAILS
he’s a lawyer and he’s 30. super nice and super tall.
i am digging him so far, but he’s really into me. like REALLy into me.
he asked me to be his gf after two dates and wants me to stay over
it’s a bit overwhelming :s
Maybe I should get a brain scan.
he looks like he has kitty ears :3
What are you saying? How dare you accuse me of being a person who would hope for Tyler Hoechlin, a gentle, kind, and hardworking person, to encounter terrible financial difficulties and have no choice but to star in the movie adaptation of this book? HOW DARE YOU. I would never.