Congratulations, your Dad level is now 55!

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Manliness increased by 2

Dad Humor increased by 5

Sneeze Volume increased by 7 decibels

Ability to Relate to Kids decreased by 1

Need to Buy Lottery Tickets increased by 2

New joke unlocked: “Hi Bored, I’m dad!”
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dragqueeneames replied to your post: welp i guess i have a boyfriend now

WHO IS HE?! DETAILS

he’s a lawyer and he’s 30. super nice and super tall.

i am digging him so far, but he’s really into me. like REALLy into me.

he asked me to be his gf after two dates and wants me to stay over

it’s a bit overwhelming :s



welp i guess i have a boyfriend now





palindroned:

Maybe I should get a brain scan.

he looks like he has kitty ears :3



jehnt:

Ever since I saw helenish's comment on “Bear,” I knew this had to happen.

What are you saying? How dare you accuse me of being a person who would hope for Tyler Hoechlin, a gentle, kind, and hardworking person, to encounter terrible financial difficulties and have no choice but to star in the movie adaptation of this book? HOW DARE YOU. I would never.

jehnt:

Ever since I saw helenish's comment on “Bear,” I knew this had to happen.

What are you saying? How dare you accuse me of being a person who would hope for Tyler Hoechlin, a gentle, kind, and hardworking person, to encounter terrible financial difficulties and have no choice but to star in the movie adaptation of this book? HOW DARE YOU. I would never.



grizzly-bear-bane:

mongoosewillygraham:

I AM SCREAMING 

[YELLS]




I never wept over a thousand lives just to let this go.

I never wept over a thousand lives just to let this go.



lesmoules:

yukata eruris smooching!

lesmoules:

yukata eruris smooching!



dancing-on-stars:


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dancing-on-stars:

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