your icon would make that exact face, *pokes boob* "ewwww its so squishy"
he’s all “….what am i supposed to do with these?”
versus the d he’s like “i know exactly what to do with it”
Imagine your icon crying the first time they touch a boob
melody all the RP blogs are picking on me. #sadness
aww they pick on you because they love you. even forrest is feeling playful. i’m getting jealous lol.
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.